Nitrous Oxide, Cruise
Missiles and Heavenly Destinations
by Dale Lowdermilk
Founder, NOT-SAFE
http://www.NotSafe.org
Retired Air Traffic Controller
[email protected]
September 19, 2001
Would a gun in the cockpit have saved 5 lives....10 lives....5,000 lives?
Any pilot, who already holds every passengers life in his hands, should be
given the choice of having weapon at his or her disposal. If you don't trust
that your pilot will make the right decision during a hijacking attempt, perhaps
you should consider taking a train or bus. (Many bus drivers carry guns!)
Armed sky-marshals will be just as vulnerable to 3 or 4 suicidal hijackers
using the jagged edges of spoons, broken faucet spigots from the restroom, a
fractured plastic plate or the neck of a glass wine bottle as any unarmed
passenger.. If we are going to prevent all hazards, let's be sure to include
those extra long fingernails (fake or natural) which could be used to gouge out
an eye or cut an artery. The mentality of disarming everyone for perceived
safety, will only create more victims. It doesn't make sense to take a pocket
knife or nail file away from a passenger, when a terrorist can tape a
nonmetallic dagger to his leg and put fear into the heart of a nation.
In 1987, following a rash of hijackings, several members of our organization
suggested that passenger safety would improve if everyone were required to fly
naked, if only one aircraft a time was permitted in the air, or if planes had to
taxi to their destination. One proposal, so radical, that even I found it
ridiculous, was that a small video camera be installed in the cockpit and if the
pilot sensed trouble he pushed a button and a canister of nitrous oxide
instantly put everyone to sleep.
Sure, installing bulletproof doors will help, but giving passengers an
opportunity to defend themselves, and giving the pilot a last line of defense is
even better.
Contrary to the carnage predicted by gun control advocates, states which have
passed right to carry laws (allowing non-felons to carry concealed weapons) have
experienced a dramatic decrease in violent crimes in metropolitan areas. This is
no coincidence, and the idea of allowing passengers to fly on weapon's optional
or clothing optional flights is at least worth considering. Let's remember that
last line of our national anthem is a question, and if we stop jumping at
shadows, the answer will continue to be "yes".
Finally, a suggestion for our military. If we know that 600 Islamic
fundamentalist Elders are meeting in Afghanistan to declare a Holy War, why not
launch a couple dozen Cruise missiles towards that specific destination? By
having the rockets impact within a few minutes of the final votes being cast, we
could help these religious zealots reach their ultimate heavenly (?) destination
prematurely.
If it's worth doing right, it's worth OVER-doing.
Cautiously,
Dale Lowdermilk
Founder, NOT-SAFE
http://www.NotSafe.org
Retired Air Traffic Controller